So my name is Austin, 16, gay and single, I can't live without my music and my books, I work at Banana Republic. I have seen every movie known to man. I'm very socially awkward and I have the tendency of embarrassing myself in front of a lot of people. If I'm weird with you then I'm comfortable with you. I plan on growing up and living a life with someone i am deeply in love with and we can both be weird with each other. Also, i reblog what i like, including depressing posts, funny hipster posts, gore, and stuff that will probably make your day. So hopefully you like those posts i have in store. So yeah, thanks for reading this and thanks for the follow! Alice's down the rabbit hole
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Happy Birthday Marilyn ♥ ♥ ♥
(June 1, 1926 – August 5, 1962)
“I know who started all those stories which were sent out about me after I left Hollywood the last time, one paper had an editorial about me. It said: ‘Marilyn Monroe is a very stupid girl to give up all the wonderful things the movie industry has done for her and go to New York to learn how to act.’ Those were the exact words, but that was the idea. That editorial was supposed to scare me, but it didn’t, and when I read it and I realized that it wasn’t frightening me, I felt strong. That’s why I know I’m stronger than I was.”
(Source: waterloo-bridge)
you wake up. its a beautiful day. the world is brand new. but then, just as you get up out of bed and open the curtains to admire the new day, you see it. the entire sun has been replaced with nikki minaj’s face. it stares down at you, unflinching, unyielding. and in 3 days, unless you do something, it will crash down to earth and destroy everything. your quest has begun
"Bridesmaids" is giving me life right now.
[after Annie has proposed the French themed shower]
Helen: I don't know. It's really cute, but I feel like personally, the Paris theme is a bit 'been there, done that.' I just feel like we could top it. We should throw some ideas around, see you know, if anyone else has like a theme they had in mind, or something they'd been thinking of, or...
Becca: What about a Pixar themed shower? We all come dressed as our favorite Pixar character.
Megan: That and I uh...I'll just snowball on top of that also Fight Club. Female Fight Club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know so it's; 'Surprise! We're gonna fight!' We bit the shit out of her. She's not gonna forget that. We...we just fucking attack.
